20th June 2005

		When things fall apart
		Listen to your heart
		Try and sing along
		With me you favourite song
		And end it with a big long fart.....
	
		21st June 2005
		
		There was once an auto-mouse
		Who treated my heart as his house
		I wanted him to stay for ever
		Coz he thought me to be clever
		But then he ran away with my blouse
	
		23rd June 2005

		In the chilled rooms of the server
		Lies a boy who lacks no fervor
		365 days a year and 7 day a week
		His enthusiasm shall never creak
		Hesitate on his name to get "in a lyre"
	
		28th June 2005
		
		The elusive man still lives on
		While all his worldly interests are long gone
		Of babes, living & life after he writes
		The very things against which he now fights
		He surely shal abhor becoming a mere pawn
	
		28th June 2005
		
		Once there was a boy named serious
		Who thought himself to be a genius
		But he was a moron
		Who could only burn ROMS
		For he did not know the difference between Vdd & Vss
	
		28th June 2005
		
		Once there was a boy named eternity
		Who beleived in the holy trinity
		Of cryptic
		Enigmatic or metallic
		And a goatee
	
		4th July 2005
		
		The kid wakes up late
		Buys books at actual rate
		Loves to go out for food
		To get to work he is not in mood
		But gets the work done at most one day after its due date
	
		4th July 2005
		
		The kid woke up on time
		But there was something on his mind
		He got bumped in by a cycle
		But still reached his vehicle
		Now he sits in front of lego thinking of a line
	
		6th July 2005
		
		Forget hunger, forget thirst
		Consider this proposition first
		Father Libyan, mother Indian, child Swedish
		There'll be gratification for every wish
		Now just hope, on prime occasion he's well rehearsed
	
		7th July 2005
		
		Once there lived a cute little tribal
		Who knew all the rules of jungle survival
		But when he came to IIT
		He often had to question his sanity
		And now goes he to Gaul; to read some technical bible
	
		8th July 2005
		
		An iPod was what he managed to strut
		For his mouth was never shut
		His hair flowed like Rapunzel
		For he washed it with henkel
		Alas his mother made him have a hair cut
	
		20th July 2005

		Sheepish are the ways of this alien
		Though he possess several traits mammilian
		Now he has retired
		From fraudi activities much desired
		Still hope he watches Duck Tales; before turning into a chameleon
	
		4th August 2005

		Once there lived a football captain
		Who played be it sunshine or rain
		He also liked micro mice
		And chicken curry with his rice
		Lots of daemons he has slain
	
		25th August 2005

		Scary thought I have for you
		Even freakier than deja-vous
		What if you had a Tyler Durden ?
		Who even had a battle of Verdun
		This proposition, can you eschew ?
	
		26th August 2005

		Pitter patter ... pitter patter
		Slowly the red fluid did splatter
		Now I hold in high accord
		The pen being mightier than the sword
		Pitter patter ... pitter patter