20th June 2005 When things fall apart Listen to your heart Try and sing along With me you favourite song And end it with a big long fart.....
21st June 2005 There was once an auto-mouse Who treated my heart as his house I wanted him to stay for ever Coz he thought me to be clever But then he ran away with my blouse
23rd June 2005 In the chilled rooms of the server Lies a boy who lacks no fervor 365 days a year and 7 day a week His enthusiasm shall never creak Hesitate on his name to get "in a lyre"
28th June 2005 The elusive man still lives on While all his worldly interests are long gone Of babes, living & life after he writes The very things against which he now fights He surely shal abhor becoming a mere pawn
28th June 2005 Once there was a boy named serious Who thought himself to be a genius But he was a moron Who could only burn ROMS For he did not know the difference between Vdd & Vss
28th June 2005 Once there was a boy named eternity Who beleived in the holy trinity Of cryptic Enigmatic or metallic And a goatee
4th July 2005 The kid wakes up late Buys books at actual rate Loves to go out for food To get to work he is not in mood But gets the work done at most one day after its due date
4th July 2005 The kid woke up on time But there was something on his mind He got bumped in by a cycle But still reached his vehicle Now he sits in front of lego thinking of a line
6th July 2005 Forget hunger, forget thirst Consider this proposition first Father Libyan, mother Indian, child Swedish There'll be gratification for every wish Now just hope, on prime occasion he's well rehearsed
7th July 2005 Once there lived a cute little tribal Who knew all the rules of jungle survival But when he came to IIT He often had to question his sanity And now goes he to Gaul; to read some technical bible
8th July 2005 An iPod was what he managed to strut For his mouth was never shut His hair flowed like Rapunzel For he washed it with henkel Alas his mother made him have a hair cut
20th July 2005 Sheepish are the ways of this alien Though he possess several traits mammilian Now he has retired From fraudi activities much desired Still hope he watches Duck Tales; before turning into a chameleon
4th August 2005 Once there lived a football captain Who played be it sunshine or rain He also liked micro mice And chicken curry with his rice Lots of daemons he has slain
25th August 2005 Scary thought I have for you Even freakier than deja-vous What if you had a Tyler Durden ? Who even had a battle of Verdun This proposition, can you eschew ?
26th August 2005 Pitter patter ... pitter patter Slowly the red fluid did splatter Now I hold in high accord The pen being mightier than the sword Pitter patter ... pitter patter